If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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