what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I supernannyed him into submission
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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