even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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