Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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