So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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