we have pet lesbian snakes
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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