We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Randomize
