In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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