matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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