i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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