You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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