you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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