I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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