Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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