well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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