There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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