so explain again why im purple
no
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
They took my balls.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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