I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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