1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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