so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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