I want to stick my p in your. b.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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