The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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