i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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