HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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