dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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