i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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