so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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