I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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