gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I want to have your abortion
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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