can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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