I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
