oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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