i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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