Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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