Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I wish I only lived at night.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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