I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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