It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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