I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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