You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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