i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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