Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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