it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
two words...techno handjob
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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