we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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