Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Is Oprah even human
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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