i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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