You're my little dorito
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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