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i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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