i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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