Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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