he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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