If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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